Introducing the Obscure Sex Bracket It’s hard to believe, but its been 15 articles and several hundred lost lunches since the Obscure Sex Act of the Week column started up back in May. Back then, I can imagine many of you got lost looking for the Sex Position of the Week, which used to run a day earlier on Thursday, and stumbled across what appeared, from first glace, to be just that. “The Cincinnati Blowfish,” you remarked. “What a fascinating title. I can’t wait to read what wholesome sexual adventure I’m about to learn and practice later on the mother of my children.”
So here we are. With the year winding down, we think it’s time to reflect on the past year. So it is with great pride that I’m announcing the start, next week, of the Obscure Sex Br(act)et! It’s a March-Madness style bracket, that will pit the top 8 OSA’s this year against each other.
Each match-up, two OSA’s will face off in a battle of creativity, sexual appeal, and sheer disgustingness. We’ll be introducing reader polls, which will allow you to, in part, go through what I’ve experienced the last 5 months rating these twisted things.
The tournament will run for two weeks. All four Elite 8 match-ups will go down next week, and voting will remain open until Sunday. Two weeks from now, on Monday and Tuesday, the Final Four will showcase their talents. Voting will close on Thursday night, and Friday the final match-up will be unveiled. The OSA champion will be unveiled on Wednesday, December 1st, so mark your calendars. Remember we need you to vote!
The match-ups are below, in a printable bracket. Tape it to your fridge, and get your pools together kids! The 1st seed Birmingham Booty Call will face off against the 8th seed Joaquim Chissano on Monday, in an epic battle of sticking a phone up your ass vs. world politics. “Rise and fire…count it!!!!” (best Gus Johnson impression).
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