The Cincinnati Blowfish: Obscure Sexual Act 
So you’ve been laid before. Big freaking deal. Before long, you start to realize that picking up a girl from a bar is just a poor excuse for a PornHub session. PornHub doesn’t want to be little spoon. PornHub doesn’t keep you from farting in the bed. PornHub just asks that you be patient while it loads your rape-fantasy bukake videos, thank you very much.
If your sex life has reached this point, then maybe it’s time to spice things up. Maybe it’s time to throw in an obscure sex act. We’ve all heard of the classics – the Dirty Sanchez, the Cleveland Steamer, the Rusty Trombone – and hey, maybe we’ve been a little curious and tried in on my unsuspecting girlfriend that one time, but chances are these acts live more in legend than in lovemaking. And this is no lovemaking: this is taking love by the neck, holding it down, and pooping on its chest.
So for the next few weeks, Peeperz Ed is proud to bring you the Obscure Sexual Act of the Week. Each Friday, we’ll be bringing you a critique of different little-known ideas of intimacy, examined in 3 categories – creativity, sexual appeal, and sheer disgustingness – each rated out of three (two girls and one cup, of course). We hope that what follows can help expand the mind and the possibilities of the sexual experience, or at least kill 5-10 minutes while waiting for your DVDA videos to load.
Obscure Sexual Act: The Cincinnati Blowfish
Urban Dictionary Defines it As: “When a woman gives a man a rim job, and he farts in the mouth thus puffing up the cheeks.”
Creativity: Got to give a lot of credit for the mental image. However, this comes across as just an unfortunately timed rimjob. Remember kids: assplay and Mexican night don’t mix. VERDICT: 1 girl
Sexual Appeal: Here’s where the Blowfish loses some points: it fails to stimulate any of the sexual organs, unless “mouthful of piping hot smelly gas” is making anyone randy right about now. VERDICT: 1/2 a girl
Sheer Disgustingness: Call me conservative, but any time the words “ass” and “full mouth” are both integrated into an OSA, that qualifies it for a high grade. However, it says something about our society that this isn’t getting full marks. VERDICT: 2 girls, 1/2 a cup
FINAL TALLY: 4 girls/cups out of 9.
One last thing: probably should wait until at least the second date to break this one out. Just saying. See you all next week.
sursa:
http://blog.pornhub.com/the-cincinnati-blowfish-obscure-sexual-act/
