Oh sure, we like watching people bang and all…but there’s something equally delightful about the tease of people who are about to bang, and haven’t quite reached the penetrative point. We’re sure that the stars of “Sex and Corruption” eventually got that key firmly into the lock, but it’s still titillating to picture them permanently caught in this dance of foreplay, brush against coitus but never completely achieving it.
TL;DR: Frottage is seriously hot. And an endless loop of it…well, it does funny things to us.
We don’t know about you, but one of our favorite modes of foreplay is easily the grind: that slow, sensual rubbing of one’s genitals against their partner’s, hinting at the promise of penetration without ever actually fulfilling it…well, at least not during the grind itself.
Eventually you fulfill it, of course…which is what makes the whole tease so completely, amazingly delicious. But—as our hero LeVar Burton always said—you don’t have to take our word for it. Just take a look below.
“Iubirea nu inseamna doar trup, din moment ce are in vedere sentimentul, si nu este doar spirit, din moment ce se consuma intre doua trupuri” - Maurice Merleau-Ponty (Elogiul filozofiei si alte eseuri)
As much as we enjoying teasing (of the sexual variety), there always comes a point when we find ourselves unable to take it anymore, and find ourselves giving in to temptation (and then, well, you know). In the world of gifs, however, it doesn’t have to be that way: a tease can last an eternally long time, the two players putting their pudenda in a perpetual state of almost–but not quite!–embracing each other. It’s so delicious it…well, it makes us, uh, “give in” to temptation, if you will (we still don’t have the willpower that the people in this gif do).
By which we mean both the zoom of this shot and the experience of almost, but not quite, engaging in some delicious penetration. We’re not sure if it’s the extreme closeness of this shot, or the languorous quality of the frottage, but something about this whole enterprise just makes us feel exceedingly dirty…and, truth be told, we really like it.
Reminder: Frottage Is What’s Up
It’s the weekend, it’s going to be a long weekend, and we bet some of you fine readers out there are anticipating having sex. That’s cool, you know, you do your thing; we just wanted you to know that penetration is played out. It sounds weird, it was decided last night by vote, and now all the cool people spend their days lying around, lubricating themselves, rubbing their stuff together, loving life.
Penetration is going to come back soon–that’s how these trends go–and there’s no reason you should stop doing it, but we ask that you give frottage a try. It’s way easier to film. (Um, not that we’re filming you.)
http://straight.fleshbot.com/tag/frottage “Iubirea nu inseamna doar trup, din moment ce are in vedere sentimentul, si nu este doar spirit, din moment ce se consuma intre doua trupuri” - Maurice Merleau-Ponty (Elogiul filozofiei si alte eseuri)
"Unirea dintre barbat si femeie este precum comuniunea dintre Cer si Pamant, iar Cerul si Pamantul dureaza vesnic tocmai datorita acestei comuniuni perfecte. Oamenii au uitat acest secret, devenind muritori. Dar cei ce-l cunosc au deschisa in fata lor adevarata cale spre Nemurire" - Shang-Ku-San-Tai
“Iubirea nu inseamna doar trup, din moment ce are in vedere sentimentul, si nu este doar spirit, din moment ce se consuma intre doua trupuri” - Maurice Merleau-Ponty (Elogiul filozofiei si alte eseuri)
“Iubirea nu inseamna doar trup, din moment ce are in vedere sentimentul, si nu este doar spirit, din moment ce se consuma intre doua trupuri” - Maurice Merleau-Ponty (Elogiul filozofiei si alte eseuri)
"Unirea dintre barbat si femeie este precum comuniunea dintre Cer si Pamant, iar Cerul si Pamantul dureaza vesnic tocmai datorita acestei comuniuni perfecte. Oamenii au uitat acest secret, devenind muritori. Dar cei ce-l cunosc au deschisa in fata lor adevarata cale spre Nemurire" - Shang-Ku-San-Tai
“Iubirea nu inseamna doar trup, din moment ce are in vedere sentimentul, si nu este doar spirit, din moment ce se consuma intre doua trupuri” - Maurice Merleau-Ponty (Elogiul filozofiei si alte eseuri)