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silvye

Date: Saturday, 2012-06-30, 16:10:51 | Message # 1

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69 Creative Ways to Have Sex With Yourself

So in the spirit of saving the world's problems (and probably many of your own), one self-given orgasm at time, I will share with you 69 different ways to pleasure yourself.

1. Alone
2. With a friend of the same sex
3. With a friend of the opposite sex
4. In front of a mirror
5. While sitting over the engine in the back of the bus
6. During the spin cycle of your washing machine
7. With your hands
8. With a vibrator
9. With the back of a spoon
10. With only pressure on your clitoris
11. Anally
12. Vaginally
13. A combo of 10, 11, and 12
14. The minute you wake up in a groggy way
15. Right before you go to sleep in a lullaby way
16. When you wake up in the middle of the night in a comforting way
17. In the shower in a wet and clean way
18. Using the pulsating water from shower head
19. Using the rush of the water from the bath faucet
20. With your mind
21. Wearing a blindfold
22. Under the covers
23. Totally naked
24. In lingerie
25. While at work in an 'eff' the system kind of way
26. Wearing tight jeans and wiggling around in them
27. In a fitting room in an "oh I look good in this outfit" kind of way
28. In a public bathroom in a desperate way
29. In the back of a cab in a sexy way
30. After you've had some wine
31. After you've had some whiskey
32. After you've had some beer
33. Straddling an armchair
34. With your right hand
35. With your left hand
36. With both hands
37. With one finger
38. With your knuckle
39. With the palm of your hand
40. With your wrist
41. Using lube
42. Using your saliva as lube
43. Outside
44. Standing up
45. Lying down, facing up
46. Lying down, facing down
47. Sitting
48. Doggie style with your arm reaching behind you
49. With the lights on
50. With the lights off
51. While watching porn
52. While staring at a photo of your dream guy or girl
53. By nipple stimulation only
54. Loudly
55. Quietly
56. While breathing heavy
57. Using circular motions
58. By tapping your clitoris
59. By putting different but continuous pressure on your clitoris
60. Against a pillow
61. While getting a back massage
62. During a pedicure
63. Using the stop and go method -- taking yourself to the brink of orgasm, stopping, then starting again
64. Having a quickie with yourself by keeping the intensity high from the start
65. While riding a bike
66. During kegels
67. While kissing someone
68. With two fingers making a "V" around your clitoris
69. By pressing your thighs together in a rhythmic motion

Get creative, people! There are a lot of ways to pleasure yourself, and May has just begun.

How many of these have you done? Can you add any more?

Message edited by silvye - Saturday, 2012-06-30, 17:05:38

grandmasterB

Date: Saturday, 2012-06-30, 16:18:35 | Message # 2

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mda, hai sa vedem care puteti face asta : tongue

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silvye

Date: Saturday, 2012-06-30, 16:24:03 | Message # 3

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mda, hai sa vedem care puteti face asta : tongue

Check out this funny video!

woow ?!

tare ... placut tongue

nutzy

Date: Saturday, 2012-06-30, 16:33:21 | Message # 4

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ma uitam acolo pe site si vad ca e uns cu toate alifiiile biggrin

am gasit si un mic ghid acolo:

Ever wondered if fucking yourself up the ass is actually possible?

Well yes it certainly fucking is to fuck your own ass!

A first hand guide to fucking your own asshole: First I play with my asshole, getting it to relax and open up. While doing this I periodically give my cock a couple of hard wanks, but not cumming yet. I let my dick start to go limp and then I grab the head and stretch it real hard as far as I can, down between my legs towards my ass. After a few of these I let it go limp one last time. At this point I am able to insert at least three fingers with ease into my ass.

I grab my limp dick and stretch it real good, bend it in the middle toward my anus and push the head of my dick in my ass. Once in, I use my palm to push it in further. At this point, riding my own cock in my ass, there is no holding back. I blow a my cum into my ass and the sensation is unbelievable. When my cock goes limp again I pull it out and put my ass in the air and keep playing with my cum filled slippery hole. It makes me cum again all over my stomach.

A AutoSodomy Guide from Nid

Its hard to explain but i will try. Make sure your dick is not errected. Only Lubricate your asshole, not your penis. Sit on the stool or one side of toilet seat. The area between your asshole and scrotum should be on stool or side of toilet seat. Before you sit, Hold tip of your penis from your left hand coming from back and pull it towards your asshole. Your scrotum should be on one side.

Now place your between your penis and stool and sit down. It will be like your penis tip is held by left hand from back side and streched near asshole.

Your right hand is between you(area between asshole and dick) and stool: You are sitting on your dick and right hand. This pressurize the penis to stay close to your asshole. if you think you are getting arounsed then slightly get up for one second a little and sit again. When sitting again, all the blood in the penis will go towards the tip, making your dick longer and bigger.

Remember your right hand /body weight is forcing the blood flow in the penis to stay there. from your right hand, put more pressure on penis (closer to where it is attached to ur body) to stop blood coming back in body and to make dick longer and bigger from the tip side and no blood on the other side. Once you feel the your dick has passed about 2 inches your asshole, then curl your right hand fingers to insert the dick in asshole. Remember if you will stand up from stool, right hand wont be able to stop the blood in the penis to come back and you will loose all the pressure.

Keep sitting, curl fingers and insert ur penis in ur ass. You can now have 2 inches inside ur penis. Get up a little for a little moment and get more blood in ur penis and keep inserting up ur ass. Once you feel its way inside, you can make it go to and fro by using ur right hand fingers curlings.

Good side: The blood goes infront side of penis, The pressure also makes cells in the penis to develope and making ur penis bigger. And you fuck yourself, literally. I’ve done it manytimes. Its more like sitting on your hand and penis pointing towards asshole with hand holding it. curl fingers insert it in ur ass once dick has enough blood to errected on the tip side.

-Nid

"Unirea dintre barbat si femeie este precum comuniunea dintre Cer si Pamant, iar Cerul si Pamantul dureaza vesnic tocmai datorita acestei comuniuni perfecte. Oamenii au uitat acest secret, devenind muritori. Dar cei ce-l cunosc au deschisa in fata lor adevarata cale spre Nemurire" - Shang-Ku-San-Tai

silvye

Date: Saturday, 2012-06-30, 16:47:15 | Message # 5

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oricum e un challenge sa reuseasca asta tongue

poate o fac precum ea:

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Date: Saturday, 2012-06-30, 16:51:59 | Message # 6

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tare ... lunga, gagica biggrin

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Date: Saturday, 2012-06-30, 16:54:42 | Message # 7

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chestia ciudata e ca reuseste sa faca asta cu pula in erectie wacko

oricum trebuie mult antrenament pana ajungi la climax

spor la treaba wink

silvye

Date: Saturday, 2012-06-30, 17:02:55 | Message # 8

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cu antrenament reusesti, precum tipa din imagine

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Date: Saturday, 2012-06-30, 17:04:27 | Message # 9

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i-ti dai seama ca trebuie tras putin de ea pana ajunge pe gaura, iar mai apoi trebuie fortata patrunderea pe centru.

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silvye

Date: Saturday, 2012-06-30, 17:06:22 | Message # 10

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grandmasterB, cum o cheama pe gagica din poze ?

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Date: Saturday, 2012-06-30, 17:08:28 | Message # 11

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grandmasterB, cum o cheama pe gagica din poze ?

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silvye

Date: Saturday, 2012-06-30, 17:10:24 | Message # 12

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aha, la o cautare pe google am gasit foarte multe materiale interesante cu ea tongue

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Date: Saturday, 2012-06-30, 17:12:07 | Message # 13

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un filmulet cu ea:

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Date: Monday, 2012-07-02, 23:14:08 | Message # 14

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aici gasiti un forum cu tot ce vreti sa stiti despre auto fucking

have fun ... with yourself tongue

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